Thursday, June 10, 2010

*001* The Start of Something Crazy

Saturday, June 5, 2010, 10:15am

Welcome to The Rambling Rambler! You will find lots of random, ramble-y things here that are mostly just musings of a 20-something mother/wife. It should be fun, but we'll see how it turns out.

First things first: I will probably not be able to update at regular intervals for the time being, but I promise it will get more regular eventually. Just bear with me! Some of the entries will be BACKDATED like a mo-fo (read MY date, not the date they were posted to know when they were actually written, if you care to know that) because for a REALLY LONG TIME I didn't have interwebz at my house. Except via my cell phone. Which limited me a LOT. 512 characters is really not a lot for a post on a blog. Seriously. I'll show you how short it is.

Hi. My name is Kayla and I'm a 22 year old mother/wife (the mother part has been official since August 9, 2009. The wife part will be official July 24, 2010). I'm also about to be a college student again. I've been to school 3 separate times. AND GUESS WHAT?! I don't have a damn thing to show for it! Try # 4 will come August 30, 2010. Yes. I'm very busy this year. It's awesome. The best part about this rambling example of how short 512 characters is, is that everything here is TRUE and NOT MADE UP! AWESOME!

One paragraph. A ramble-y one, but a paragraph (I typed partagraph at first—just thought you should know). So I took First Best Friend Ever's ( Literally. We met on Groundhog Day in KINDERGARTEN and celebrated that day EVERY year til we lost touch. But now we talk again and it's AWESOME and our kids are gonna be best friends and stuff too! haha) advice and wrote some entries up and when I finally get to post this thing, they'll just be superdupermegaultra backdated.

I'm going to start this off with one seriously backdated LIFE story, so I guess it's okay that the blog itself is backdated. By the way, I will most definitely be sure to tell you when the entries are new and not backlogged like a mofo, in case you were sitting there thinking “How the hell am I supposed to know when your entries are actually new and not pre-written?”.

The right below is for you to follow of people I will most likely mention in my blog. Most of these are VERY self-explanatory but I'm going to give their explanations to the side, just in case. Hopefully one day when I have more time than I do right now (I'm so rushed, my sister is coming to visit and I'm at First Ever Best Friend's house and I really need to be leaving like...not, but instead I'm posting this ahaha story of my life!) this key will be embedded into the sidebar of my blog eventually.

The first story of the blog will be in the next entry! :D


Husband = My wonderful, amazing, lovely, sometimes nutty and occasionally infuriating husband.

Babyboy OR Genius-Kid = This would be my awesome son!

Mom = Will be said in reference to MY mother

Stepdad = My stepfather!

Mother-In-Law (will probably often be shortened to MIL) = Referring to Husband's mother!

Nanny/Papa = My grandmother/grandfather

Sister # 1 = My sister

Sister #2 = My sister-in-law/Husband's sister

Best Friend/Brother = Best friend = My best friend
Brother = not REALLY my brother, but I consider him such (also, he's Husband's best friend)

First Best Friend Ever = VERY self-explanatory. We met on Groundhog Day in Kindergarten.

Complaint Master = The man that lived on our bedroom floor when Husband & I lived at MIL's (yes, I'm SERIOUS). Also friend of Husband (and me too, usually).

The Psycho = Husband's on again/off again like a water faucet ex of 7 years who harassed me for 19months.

Any other people... = Will be explained in entries!

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