*006* Fire Safety

I thought I would try something a little different today. First things first, let me just say this post (and future ones like it) are heavily inspired by The Funniest Blog On the Whole Internet! So, Allie Brosh, this is dedicated to you! And I hope (if you see this) that I can make you proud in sharing your type of humor! :D

Anyway...ONTO THE POST!!

So, everyone knows the TOP 3 Rules of FIRE SAFETY right? In case you've been through some traumatic experiences lately or have hit your head and gained amnesia of every kind of safety there is, here's a reminder of those steps!

STEP ONE


STEP TWO


STEP THREE

But I think the problem with this theory is they're forgetting one VERY important fact...

So when you really think about it, it wouldn't be so simple and it would be a little more like this:

And that definitely makes everything MUCH more dramatic.

I would say that if you find yourself running around in a flaming hot mess, you should at least try this theory, though. Better safe than sorry and in a case of life and death, anything is worth a shot, right?